Satire on the Heads of Houses; or, Never a Barrel the Better Herring O Cambridge, attend To the satire I've penned On the heads of thy Houses, Thou seat of the Muses! Know the Master of Jesus Does hugely displease us; The Master of Maudlin In the same dirt is dawdling; The Master of Sidney Is of the same kidney; The Master of Trinity To him bears affinity; As the Master of Keys Is as like as two peas, So the Master of Queen's Is as like as two beans; The Master of King's Copies them in all things; The Master of Catherine Takes them all for his pattern; The Master of Clare Hits them all to a hair; The Master of Christ By the rest is enticed; But the Master of Emmanuel Follows them like a spaniel; The Master of Benet Is of the like tenet; The Master of Pembroke Has from them his system took; The Master of Peter's Has all the same features; The Master of St John's Like the rest of the dons. <emph xmlns="http://www.tei-c.org/ns/1.0">P.S.</emph> ---As to Trinity Hall We say nothing at all. 